ATM/Cash Card Rite

[Alarum]

This was written in November 2004. Just thought I'd add it for people to have a gander at


Set up your ritual room/shed/basement/hovel as you see fit (Preferably with icons of the Omnisire/Machine God, vials of silicon, oil, other circuitry)



Have an active modem as your focus point, or a laptop/PC with internet access.

1)Banish

2)Invocation to the Omnisire

"Oh Great Machine Spirit I call unto you to bestow your eternal wisdom and knowledge upon me!

Grant me the power to work your mysteries in your name!

All Hail the Omnisire!

All Hail the Machine!

Then shout out binary code randomly until gnosis is reached

3)Have a "It is my will...." thingy to say

4)Produce your paying in slip and write down a large sum of money or a sigil you have created or a spirit from the 50 Names of Marduk (Ziku being especially good) or whatever takes your chaotic fancy.

5)Burn the slip in your ritual bowl/cauldron etc

6)Open the gateways to the internet

7)Access the internet and, as the dial tone does its wonders, slip into the astral and meet an entity that is responsible for ATM machines. I accomplished this by actually moving to my local ATM machine astrally, then entering the machine itself.

8)This entity (if you find one) will give you a sigil, its name and a word you can use to summon it in the future

9)Then return to reality

10)When back in reality and the data codes are all faded pull out your ATM cash card and consecrate it with your wand (T.V remote with a flashlight taped to it with some extra funky circuits and cables etc) and project the digil (digital-sigil) over the card.

11)Gnosis (in any proffered way) and fire the Digil 'into' your cash card.

12)Give thanks/offerings to the Omnisire

13)Finish in any proffered way

14)Banish

15)With your new charged cash card go down to your nearest ATM (preferably at night so as not to attract any unwanted attention) and 'implant' the Digil by putting in your card and checking your account balance.

16)Visualize your cash amount rising higher and higher until you feel satisfied with the result.

17)Go home

18)Banish again

19) Watch StarTrek until the wee small hours of the night, eat a cheese toasty and go to bed.

(WARNING!!! THE CHEESE MUST BE EDAM, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES USE CHESHIRE OR FETA, IF YOU DO THEN WOE UNTO THE AMBULANCE MAN THAT HAS TO CLEAN UP THE MESS CTHULHU WILL MAKE OF YOU)

Hope you enjoy,.....I did.




HAIL THE MACHINE!

[vulnera]

niiice...

i was going to train my starling (very intelligent bird-guy) to listen for the beep thing before an ATM dispenses money, and then to zoom thru real fast and swoop up the cash and fly it home to me...lol... (in my defense i was very poor and on complete disability at the time, t'was not enough to live on) he was really good at that type of thing, and i imagine he woulda been a natural at it.

never got to try that before birdo moved on, but your plan seems interesting tho... sounds like it could possibly work.

will try, and report back my findings...

[Alarum]

I have this posted on several other sites and I've had some good responces from it over the last 2 years. If you do try it I'd love to hear about your results, positive or negative.